January 2011
Fuck You Aurora | Alkaline Trio
“The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch...”
– Betty White
REBLOG if you find Dimples attractive.
onlythedeadgetthrills:
I only have one :(
Watchcigarettesandramen:
ashbeenimble:
lezbfrands:
corifraser:
peetaah:
THAT MIDDLE GUY!
THAT WHOLE VIDEO
THE MIDDLE GUY. OMG. MADE. MY. DAY.
….
“A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you’ve been drinking Jack and...”
– Beautiful Girls (1996)
“One day you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns...”
– The Tracey Fragments (via misswallflower)
Before sex, you help eachother get naked. After...
Replace one word in your URL with "COCK"
This cock is proof
:3
Watchprincesslucifer:
riceatingpanda:
nowletmehearthebass:
HA! this is awesome!
Drifting on public roads. One day, I promise.
I would never do this, or ride in a car that was purposely doing this, but it looks entertaining.
this is badasssssss
“And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via fragilesouls)
Spongebob Ice cream.
-kittensinspiredbykittens:
xamynguyen:
Expectations:
Reality:
LMAO
HAPPPENS EVERY TIME. ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED
Oh, Snap!
dad: you got a pkg from Costco today?
me: what? maybe from amazon..
dad: maybe. but that would require amazon to start with a C, end with an O, & have ostc in the middle. they both end with .com though.
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Choke (via misswallflower)
Date Night
tomyhusband:
Let’s smoke some high quality marijuana and watch Bedknobs & Broomsticks.
People need to stop giving me giftcards because...
“It’s woman’s spirit and mood a man has to stimulate in order to make sex...”
– Marilyn Monroe (via comablood)
